The times, they are a'changin'. Patch is dating herself.
Rephrase that — Patch is hopelessly stuck in the "Way Back Machine. This much is for sure. Dating has changed. Yeah, he's talking about you.
He's tall, athletic and, well, well-endowed — man breasts? You don't have to be a Barbie Doll, but don't get your hopes up until you swap photos.
Oh, and he's well groomed and disease-free. What woman can resist that?
Or this. I'm very real, we got snow today for the first time this year in Des Moines and the Packers won tonight. Please prove you are real by putting the day of the week in the subject line when you .
Everything's sooooo real on Craigslist. And literal.
Have some miscellaneous that needs romancing? He's your man.
He doesn't think he's good at texting, sometimes he uses fancy words to make himself look smart and, no, he doesn't want to stroll hand-in-hand on the beach. Also in Urbandale, she's not talking about doing Beatles karaoke when she sings " Baby, you can drive my car.
More love on wheels : He likes muddin' and workin' on trucks. Flirting on the treadmill in Johnston.
Speaking of Johnston, they seem to be trusting folks. This just in from Carla in Waukee: Go. There's a reason there's no response. Or should be, followed by the words: "I can't believe I actually posted that on Craigslist.
We're guessing there's no wait for reservations. And this "legendary opportunity for qualified candidates" is a head-scratcher. Questions, Always Questions What do you make of this? She's cute, fun, nice and totally real; wants to cuddle and watch a movie; and, like a lot of people, is still f eeling the loss of the weather beacon.
Why, why, why? It's hard to disagree with that. How about a ?
Is it OK to brush your teeth in the shower? This question of brushing one's teeth let's overlook for now the reference to them as "toofers" apparently is a real issue — but not the only one.
What, are you new here? Here are the rulesincluding: People don't search Craigslist for an eyelash curler.
And this about what not to try to sell: "A used futon has 'lots of drunken college student sex' written all over it. Throw it in the dumpster so the mice can catch your dirty diseases.
She's missing that weather beacon plenty and needs some cuddling, OK? And if you're not over your ex, it is not OK to start dating. Got it?
Beth DalbeyPatch Staff. Find out what's happening in West Des Moines with free, real-time updates from Patch.
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